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Flying Can Be Stressful

A crowded airline flight was canceled.

A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his
ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it
has to be FIRST CLASS!"

The agent replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you,
but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to
work something out. Please go to the end of the line."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "Do you have any idea who I am?"
Without hesitating, the gate agent smiled and grabbed her public
address microphone. "May I have your attention please?" she began, her
voice bellowing throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at
the gate WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his
identity, please come to the gate."

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man
glared at the airline agent, gritted his teeth and swore, fuck you!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to stand in line for that, too."


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I'm certainly hoping that doesn't happen to Holly when she leaves next week for Australia on business.  She will be in the air for 21 hours with only one refueling stop.  Then on the return trip, there will not even be a refueling stop.  It will be nonstop from Sidney to Dallas.
She will actually have a couple of days of down time while in Sidney to do some sightseeing.  Later in the week, she will fly on to Canberra for more meetings with their client. 
This will be a joint venture between Holly's company and an Italian airline to sell some twenty military transports to the Aussies.  So reps from the Italian airline will be there also. 
The Italians build the planes and Holly's company customizes them for the specific company or country buying them: then, they are delivered to the buyers.
Anyway, I always get nervous when she has these long flights, although I know people fly back and forth from all over the world everyday. 
They just don't happen to be my daughter.

posted on Feb 2, 2012 8:06 PM ()

Comments:

Loved the joke!
comment by dragonflyby on Feb 6, 2012 11:29 AM ()
When I was in my early twenties, I flew to Athens, Greece; lived there for two years and flew back home with a new baby and did not think anything about it. Back then it was an eight hour flight, not nearly as long as Holly's. Today...I would need a Valium for a trip like that.
comment by gapeach on Feb 3, 2012 7:04 PM ()
Sounds like a fun life ... does she love her job? I know you are bust-out proud of her. I would be too.
comment by tealstar on Feb 3, 2012 2:39 PM ()
Isn't it amazing what the fuel range is on airplanes these days? International first class - she'll probably have a little suite to herself, won't want to get off the plane.
comment by troutbend on Feb 3, 2012 10:13 AM ()
I don't know about the suite; but, yes, it is amazing the amount of fuel these planes can carry. She will be on one of huge new planes they use now for long international flights.
reply by redimpala on Feb 3, 2012 1:49 PM ()
Best wishes to Holly! My Dad and stepmom flew twice to Fiji and Australia and New Zealand. It is a looooooong flight, and I'd probably get stir-crazy. They tried their best to manage the jet lag, but it is true that it takes one day for every time zone you cross to feel normal. I would need to arrive a week in advance of a work commitment if they expected me to do any productive work.
comment by marta on Feb 3, 2012 7:22 AM ()
She will have no meetings for two days after she arrives for that very reason. She has been to New Zealand twice; but they had overnight layovers in Tahiti. This will be the first time she will not deplane until she arrives.
reply by redimpala on Feb 3, 2012 1:50 PM ()
A good reason(s) to drive.
comment by solitaire on Feb 3, 2012 5:36 AM ()
I drive when I can. I have flown a lot; but that doesn't mean I particularly like it.
reply by redimpala on Feb 3, 2012 1:52 PM ()
Holly will be flying first class and it won't be so bad. I will never fly
tourist on an international flight again and I won't fly again if it is
at all possible to drive. The airlines have made flying a little slice of
hell now. It isn't that I mind the security, I mind the crowding of the seats and the general air port atmosphere.
comment by elderjane on Feb 3, 2012 4:24 AM ()
Yes, she always flies first class on international flights. I agree. The whole atmosphere at the airports has turned into a stressful experience. I feel for the people who work trying to keep people happy until they can get them on a flight. I'm the same way. If I can possibly drive rather than fly, I do.
reply by redimpala on Feb 3, 2012 5:13 AM ()
I've never been on any international flights but once I had one from NYC to Rochester that was horrid. It took me over 5 hours (with delays and such)to take a trip that would have taked 3 hours to drive.

reguards
yer thank you, JetBlue pal
bugg
comment by honeybugg on Feb 3, 2012 2:35 AM ()
I understand. I can actually drive to OKC quicker than I can fly with all the hassle now to get aboard a plane.
reply by redimpala on Feb 3, 2012 5:14 AM ()
I had stops in Hawaii and Tahiti on my way to Australia but I flew back nonstop from Sidney to San Francisco--actually between eating, sleeping, drinking, watching a movie, talking to other passengers, the trip wasn't that bad and I didn't have any problems once I landed--no jet lag--and I was treated like a king!
comment by greatmartin on Feb 2, 2012 8:31 PM ()
That is one thing about international flights. They do treat their passengers with much more courtesy and consideration. When Holly flew to New Zealand, she spent the night in Tahiti. This, however, will be a direct flight.
reply by redimpala on Feb 3, 2012 5:15 AM ()

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