Instead of building an oil pipeline down through the US, why don't we build a water pipeline instead? All the states that are turning into dust bowls and fire hazards could have all the water they need. We could put a giant funnel, to catch the torrential rain, over the city and shoot the water down the pipeline. The giant funnel would have the second purpose of keeping me dry at tomorrow's craft market.
Tomorrows forecast: Showers. High 16C/61F. UV index 3 or moderate. On the bright side, I won't have to worry about getting a sunburn.
lawns and flowers.