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Being Extemporaneous ...



As the world turns even crazier, I get fed up with:

1. politics
2. those poor financial institutions hurting because they made risky investments
3. those philanthropic congresspersons who keep handing taxpayer dollars to the folks mentioned in #2
4. anybody who calls me from an 800 number



I never answer the house phone, which is a portable and has a listed number. The only reasons I even have a house phone are:

1. the fax requires it
2. internet connection
3. I already own the damn phone anyway so it may as well be hooked up
4. it saves cash on outgoing calls and the battery lasts longer than my cell phone



Also, the house phone is bare minimum of the extras. I don't have voicemail, so they can't leave messages. Ha Ha.

I had called that "No Call Registry" but salepeople keep trying to call me. I believe the "No Call Registry" is collecting a lot of phone numbers for solicitors and penis enlargement salesmen. I think the whole thing is fraudulent. So I just never answer. If anyone knows me, they have my cell number.



Today our little newspaper had four solid pages in the classified section of foreclosures and sheriff's auctions. I noticed that most of the paper-holders were out of the area banks and even a few foreign ones. Those are certainly subprime loans sold by the original lenders through the big brokerage houses.

Merrill Lynch, Goldman, Lehman and the NYC brokers bought up the loans and repackaged them as securities for sale. The new buyers then got burned, and they are the ones holding the sales. The former homeowners, of course, don't count. They are only peons here. Kick them out and let's get back to making the really big bucks, right?

So who can they screw next? Hey! How about running up the price of crude oil so our Exxon-Mobil stock goes through the roof?

posted on June 10, 2008 2:59 PM ()

Comments:

I am hopeless. I answer everything. I don't mind
telling solicitors I am not interested. I cut through
their spiel (they depend on you not being rude so
they don't take a breath). I particularly dislike
phone calls from law enforcement for donations to
needy cop widows. It's a scam, Ed says. I say I
don't contribute over the phone. We have cell phones
but we haven't learned to rely on them and they are
seldom turned on. We also forget to take them with
us. If we are traveling overnight, we remember.
comment by tealstar on June 13, 2008 4:41 AM ()
I hardly ever answer the phone at home, I let voice mail get it. I spend all day answering it at work. Love the little ads..so funny...
Have you heard anything from the Vet about Bunjii??
comment by elfie33 on June 11, 2008 1:41 PM ()
U R 2 funny (ads) . . . how long did you spend looking these up?

... um, penis enlargement? Times, they ARE a changin'.
comment by november on June 11, 2008 10:42 AM ()
What a hoot! Remember.. I called you once and you said, " Department of Emmigration" and I hung up, thought I had the wrong number.
comment by cindy on June 11, 2008 7:27 AM ()
Wonderful post!! I too am a telephonephobe. I don't have caller ID but that gives me an opportunity to practice my caustic pre-hangup comments.
comment by looserobes on June 11, 2008 7:08 AM ()
Cute way of mixing your rants with funny ads! Yes, I think we all get those phone calls. The LA Times calls us several times EVERY DAY! Of course, we don't answer it, but our caller ID tells us it's them!
comment by sunlight on June 11, 2008 12:32 AM ()
The human skull is a great buy
comment by elderjane on June 10, 2008 6:35 PM ()
Penis enlargement salesman....wow I'd hate for that guys kid to explain to the class what Daddy does on career day
comment by ducky on June 10, 2008 4:45 PM ()
Can I give The Alzheimer's Lady your house phone's number?
comment by nittineedles on June 10, 2008 4:36 PM ()
This is a good post. You get calls for penis enlargement? Hm. We only get collection calls for people we've never heard of.
comment by troutbend on June 10, 2008 4:13 PM ()
funny classified ads. I think that do not call registry was a crocka too. I still got calls...from so-called "charities", which were exempt, and the phone and cable companies wanting to let me in on a deal that I couldn't possibly live without. All I have to say is God Bless caller ID.

reguards
yer "enlarge THIS" (click) pal
bugg
comment by honeybugg on June 10, 2008 3:59 PM ()
I do not mind getting screw depending who is screwing me.
All right,what do I know?
comment by fredo on June 10, 2008 3:38 PM ()
I HATE the phone--use it as little as possible and very seldom if ever make calls--ahven't made a long distance call in over 15 years!!
comment by greatmartin on June 10, 2008 3:03 PM ()

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