
1. "Why did I marry her? Why didn't I just put a loaded gun in my mouth? Why God? Why?"
2. "Holy Shit, look at that ass! Somewhere, a semi-truck is missing its 'Oversized Load'.
3. "Somewhere, there's two fat girls naked in a hot tub; and I'm stuck here listening to her jabber on about health care. dammit, Rush Limbaugh is right, she does sound like Nurse Ratched."
4. "If only that secret service agent over my right shoulder would spin around and shoot the bitch, the rest of my life would be GREAT!"
5. "One thing's for sure - there'll never be any stains on that dress!"
Ok, Here's the GOP side.... This was was already captioned....



