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Entertainment > Humor > Pick Your Caption
 

Pick Your Caption

I received the first part of this post this morning from a die-hard Hillary supporter! I was shocked! A sense of humor is one thing, but this??? Anyway, you be the judge....

PICK YOUR CAPTION




1. "Why did I marry her? Why didn't I just put a loaded gun in my mouth? Why God? Why?"

2. "Holy Shit, look at that ass! Somewhere, a semi-truck is missing its 'Oversized Load'.

3. "Somewhere, there's two fat girls naked in a hot tub; and I'm stuck here listening to her jabber on about health care. dammit, Rush Limbaugh is right, she does sound like Nurse Ratched."

4. "If only that secret service agent over my right shoulder would spin around and shoot the bitch, the rest of my life would be GREAT!"

5. "One thing's for sure - there'll never be any stains on that dress!"




Ok, Here's the GOP side.... This was was already captioned....

A Love Story in Three Pictures












posted on Mar 12, 2008 8:29 AM ()

Comments:

"Oh-my-god, she owns me"
comment by pecan on Mar 22, 2008 1:23 PM ()
on GOP pix. for the others.
comment by jthoneydew on Mar 18, 2008 6:15 PM ()
comment by elfie33 on Mar 15, 2008 8:00 PM ()

condi's face=priceless!
comment by raragoe on Mar 13, 2008 7:22 AM ()
I go for no. l on Hilary. I doubt if Condi Rice has a love life.
comment by elderjane on Mar 13, 2008 6:02 AM ()
The GOP trio of photos is hysterical and absolutely priceless!!!!! The Clinton captions are not that funny. I've often puzzled over how Condi Rice has survived the pressure cooker all these years without anything (that I've seen or heard about) in the press about her love life.
comment by looserobes on Mar 12, 2008 12:08 PM ()
lmao! awesome!
comment by blogmom on Mar 12, 2008 10:24 AM ()
Those were all good caption.
The prez has a small one.
comment by fredo on Mar 12, 2008 10:12 AM ()
Excellent!
comment by teacherwoman on Mar 12, 2008 8:41 AM ()

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