This is going to be one short post. I can just feel you falling off of your computer chair at those words because normally, the pink hair Canadian Goddess is fairly long winded.

It has been fucking nuts here in Janet Land. Real life has gotten in the way of any kind of blogging life. So please forgive me. Here is the short version of what's been going on.

SNOW.
Sick baby.
SNOW.
Sick baby *and* sick five year old.
SNOW.
Puke, puke, puke.
SNOW.
Sick baby.
SNOW.
Fight with Rock. HUGE fight with Rock.
SNOW.
Crying. Lots of crying.
SNOW.
Sick baby...still.
SNOW.
Housebound for four days. No groceries. Can't even get out of the fucking driveway.
SNOW.
Sick baby...still.
SNOW.
No sleep for over forty hours.
SNOW.
Canceled buses. Crabby and angry daughter.
SNOW.
Garlic clove stuck in my vagina. Now *that* is a post in the works.
SNOW.
Sick baby.
SNOW.
SNOW.
SNOW.

And Christmas is just over two weeks away.

I haven't had time to think straight, let alone post. I haven't gotten around to the second installment of my visits with Santa, despite my best intentions yesterday. Suffice it to say that I am officially on the naughty list. Dude is not impressed with me right now at all.

I tried to read some blogs yesterday but only got a few under my belt before I had to abandon the computer altogether.

Things are not going well.

Forgive me for my absence. I will be back to natter at you and read you and leave my insightful and witty (HA!) comments very, very soon.

Until then...