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Now Where Was I?
Now Where Was I?
Holy shit, it has been a while, eh?
If I try to sit here and update all of you, you’ll fall asleep and my fingers will go numb. Likewise, if I try to catch up on all of you from beginning to end where I left off, it will take too long. So we’re just going to have to start over. Again. I suck. I know.
So, even though my short posts are apparently long (wink) I’m going to give you a point form update on the happenings here in Janet Land before dragging my tired ass to bed.
From the top…
December was absolutely, without a doubt, fucking nuts.
January isn’t looking much saner.
And because I kind of left you hanging on the whole garlic clove issue…
It’s a natural cure for a yeast infection. I will forever wrap it in cheesecloth now that I’ve had one caught in my vagina. Live and learn, eh? And for what it’s worth, ladies, (sorry if I made you puke, Terri), it really works. So does soaking a tampon in plain yogurt and inserting it. Seriously. Dirt cheap and effective.
Right. I promised I would be back and I will be. I stumbled onto one of those creepy, mommy blogs and instantly missed my home here at MyBloggers. So my new year’s resolution (in addition to sleeping more) will be to blog more regularly, despite whatever insanity pops up. No pun intended.
So, now that I’ve updated you and pulled my panties up (hi, Gary! I have to tell you, brother, that comment made me laugh so hard I probably could have spit the garlic clove right out!), I’m off to bed.
Night Night.
posted on Jan 5, 2009 7:10 PM ()
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It is good to see you back. I hope that 2009 holds many good things for you and yours (of course including Don).