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Good Evening, Mah Fella Amuricans:
Coupla days ago I was reading the Drudge Report. It ran an article that suggested former president Bill Clinton (Big Baby-Ark.) was still hopping mad at prsumptive presidential nominee Barack Obama (Jackass- Ill.) for beating his (Bill's ) wife Hillary in the primaries. He was supposed to have said that Mr. Obama would have to "kiss my ass" to get his support for his (Obama's) campaign. Well..... Bill finally took one of Barry's phone calls. In a statement to the press an Obama campaign spokesperson said "Senator Obama had a terrific conversation with President Clinton and is honored to have his support in this campaign. He has always believed that Bill Clinton is one of this nation's great leaders and most brilliant minds, and looks forward to seeing him on the campaign trail and receiving his councel in the months to come." Good Lord! Pucker up, buttercup. Here those smooching sounds, ladies and germs? I can't believe Bill Clinton is acting like such a twelve year old and Barack Obama is such a wimpy-ass wuss. If it had been me, I would have told Mr. "I Did Not Have Sex With That Woman" to kiss MY ass..... twice. Jees, I am soooo disallusioned. How can we expect Mr. Obama to hold tough with dipshit foriegn leaders, jerk off congresspersons, and influence peddling maggots if he's gonna cave so easily on this minor detail.
So, you see, my friends, we need a strong leader who will not take crap nor be afraid to give crap right back. A person who will have the nerve to stand up to the small minded egomaniacs and the major asswipe rulers of the world. That person is yer own Bugg. Yes, mah fella Amuricans, we need somone with backbone, grit, determination, and guts. Someone with the boldness of spirit to tell these people where ta go and what to do to themselves once they get there. And I promise you this, my friends, you will never, ever see a member of the Bugg Administration kiss anyone's ass, be they former president, Arab potentate, or corporate mogul. The Bugg Administration will always be mindful that it represents you and will go so with dignity and pride.
So, on that great gettin' up mornin' in November cast yer vote for the candidate with more "balls" than McCain and Obama put together.....vote for the real candidate for change......vote early, vote often, VOTE FOR BUGG!!!!!
(paid for by the Bugg For Poobah Committee, Cindy Lou Who, Jondude, Grumpy, Paulie Walnuts chairpersons)
reguards
yer I'm Honey J. Bugg and you bet yer ass I approve of this message pal
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