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Good Sunday Morn, MyBloggerstown:
Just flew back from Denver and are my arms tired. har har. Went to Wally World the other day with Crazy Sis after my visit to Mr. Bugg. Wanted to get a 5 lb bag of spuds and some other items. Well, I sashayed to the potato section of the fruit and vegetable department and damn near had another heart attack. $4.99 for 5 lbs of potatoes!! Jesus H. Christ in a sidecar!! That's a dollar a pound...for POTATOES! The earth's gravitational pull was suspended for several moments due to all my Irish ancestors spinning in their graves. What do these people expect us to eat? Our feet? I was just beside myself with outrage. I nearly went to the store manager and told him what he could do with each and every one of those spuds but I refrained. I had been craving a big ol' pot of potato soup all week so I gave into those blood sucking bastids and bought them anyway. Whaddaya gonna do?
On the political scene, no sooner does Sen. John McCain (You Damn Kids Get The Hell Off My Lawn- AZ) announce his selection of Gov. Sarah Palin (So? I Never Heard Of YOU, Either- Alaska) for his Vice Presidential running mate than the scurroulous internet rumors begin to to fly. This particular bit of cyber dreck avers that Gov. Palin's youngest child is in reality her grandchild by teenage daughter Bristol. These so-called "journalists" point to several "facts" to support their ludicris assertions. They claim Bristol was kept out of school for the last 4-5 months of her mother's pregnancy due to a convenient case of "mono". They also assert that, when at seven months along the governor annouces her pregnacy, her office staff was taken completely by surprise and had no clue that the governor was preggers. They point to several photos taken during the period in question that reveal a slim, svelt governor dressed in her usual fashionable taylored suits, not big flannel shirts or moo moos ; items usually used for diguising advanced stages of knocked upery. They also claim that Gov. Palin was giving a speech in Texas when she went into labor and rather than going to a local hospital, she hopped on a plane for an eight hour flight back to Alaska. The members of the crew of the plane, it is put forth, noticed no distress or discomfort in the governor who was supposedly in labor. And on and on.
Well, you can't really have any faith at all in most internet prattle. After all, this is the medium that has painted Mr. Obama as a spinless, pw'd wimp, Mr. McCain as a clueless, senile, old fart and I, yes even I, yer own Bugg, as consorting with organized crime figures. So, I urge all of you to get yer news from reputable sources (i.e. the MyBloggerstown News or the Enquiring Weekly World Globe Buggnews) if you want to get the facts. Dismiss all this internet gar-bahge for what it is ....99 and 44/100% pure horseshit.
reguards
yer and I've slung enough of it in my time to know pal
bugg
Antacid was on special in honor of the Republican National Convention.