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Good Sunday Evening, Blog Pals:
    Well the anual clusterfuck known as Rodeo Days here in Cow Snot is upon us. If yer stupid enough to go through downtown during this "extraviganza" you will see all manner of ijit tourists dressed in cowboy attire...crisp clean stetsons, bright white tee shirts that say "I WAS AT RODEO DAYS AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS TEE SHIRT" new Levis, shiny boots and a pretend swagger whist the real cowboys with their sweat stained hats, real work shirts, faded jeans and dirty scuffed boots all look at them and snicker.These out of town jerks will clog up the highways and byways with their campers, motor homes, fifth wheels and such making major nuisences out of themselves for the next 10 days or so. Jesus, I for one will be glad when they are a lovely memory. Entertainers slated to perform this year are Kid Rock, Toby Keith, Charlie Daniels, Sheryl Crow, somebody named Jason Aldean, and Kevin Cosner, of all people. Naturally, just a while ago, just when one of the shows was about to get underway we had a hail storm. Hee hee hee...I mean, too bad. As of this writing its stopped and the Thunderbirds were practicing for the air show it a few days. Now I think that's pretty cool but I can watch it from here as the William H. Bonney Memorial International Airport and Dirty Movie Studio is right across the way.Â
    As I write this I am watching a ball game (Cincinatti vs Atlanta). Score is currently tied 3 all. Dusty Baker just yanked his pitcher and they are in a commercial. (Voice Over: "this pitching change brought to you by Levitra..for when you can't get it over the plate."). I am also listening to jazz over the innernets. I have the jazz station from the Flower City by the Lake streaming. It is cool watching sporting events with the sound off and music in the backround. I can't help but wonder if Mr. Bill is listening to this as it was his favorite station. Or is the queen of the skank people making him listen to blue grass or some such ear bleeding dreck. No, I'm not getting over that sorry sacka anytime soon, sports fans. I have to be the lamest human being in the universe.
    Went over to visit the kids earlier. Seems both Jethro and Daisy May need glasses. Poor little tykes. They are only 5 and 6 respectively. Well, the come by it naturally. Their grandmommy Suffering, their Aunt Lulubelle, their mommy Jethrene and me all have vision issues. Vision difficulties might explain some of Jethro's behavior problems.
    Well, we sit and wait on tinderhooks while the stupid politicians decide wheather us old geezers are gonna get paid next month or not. Everyone here at Shady Pines is anxious as we will all be in deep doo doo if we don't get our pitance. I can't believe the gub'ment can favor millionairs who will not starve if they don't get a tax break over seniors who just might if they don't get their measly Social Security Checks. President Jugears (Prematurely Graying - Washington) is running for re-election so he'd better find a way else he can kiss the senior vote good friggin'  bye. Mine too. So can every Senator and Congressperson that serves the Cowboy State. Thougtless morons.
Things have got to get better...we hope. Have a good week, everyone
reguards
yer gathering essentials to go live under the railroad bridge pal
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