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    Hi, MyBloggerstown.  It's me, Brody/Buddy. Auntie Bugg suggested that I do this quiz because some cat did it. Well, I can do anything any old cat can do so here goes.
1) What time did you get up this morning?  when Daisy May came out of her room. She crawled into bed with Mommy and so did I. Mommy said "No no bad dog. Get down." But she went back to sleep so I got to stay.
2) Diamonds or pearls?  What are those? Can you eat them?
3) What was the last film you saw on the cinema? Well, none but I did watch a dvd with Mommy and her friend Roz. It was called "Attonement" and Mommy cried and moaned "Oh, Shitstick" (what she and all the other adults call Daddy). Then Roz was crying. I don't get it.
4) What is your favorite tv show?  Dog Whisperer
5) What do you usually have for breakfast? Start out with crappy dog food, then finish with whatever yummy things Daisy May and Jethro leave on the table or drop on the floor.
6) What is your middle name? My full name is Brody/Buddy No No Bad Dog Terwilliger. My mommy's name is Jethrene Marie Whoozits Terwilliger, my daddy's name is Shitstick Terwilliger, my sister is Daisy May Terwilliger and my brother is Jethro Clyde Terwilliger.
7) What food do you dislike? sour cream and onion potato chips. all other flavors are fine. oh, and anything with medicine hidden in it.
8) What is your favorite cd at the moment? Christmas one with dogs barking "Jingle Bells".
9) What kind of car do you drive? I don't like the car. Whenever I go in it, they take me to this bad place where they give me shots and stuff.
10) Favorite sandwich?   anything with meat of some kind on it...or peanut butter....or jelly. No lettuce though.
11) What characteristics do you despise? yelling, screaming, meowing.
12) Favorite item of clothing? my dog collar, although Mommy sez I'll need a new one soon.
13) If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? A big dog park where they had lots of trees and dirt and unlimited bacon and pizza crusts to snack on.
14) Favorite brand of clothing?  whatever is lying on the floor in Daisy's room
15) Where would you retire to? same dog park in question 13
16)What is your most memorable birthday? I've only had one.
17) Favorite sport to watch? the one where Auntie Bugg goes out in the back yard with this bagfull of funny shaped sticks and these little white balls. She puts the ball on a little wooden peg and tries to hit it with one of the sticks. Sometimes she misses completley, blames the stick and sez the "fuck" word, or the "goddammit" word or the "cocksucker" word. Then Mommy hollers out the window for her stop yelling because the baby just dropped an "eff bomb". Funny, I never hear any explosions. I understand some humans make a ton of money playing this game. I think Auntie Bugg should keep her day job, though.
18) Furthest place you are sending this? Auntie Bugg sez MyBloggerstown.
19) Person you expect to send it back first?  Everyone in MyBloggerstown
20) When is your birthday? In February. I was a year old. Auntie Bugg sang "Your a biiig dawwwg nowwww" to me. I love her but she could have skipped the singing.
21) Are you a morning person or a night person? Definitely morning. The kids are awake and I have someone to play with.
22) What is your shoe size?  It doesn't matter....I'll chew them all.
23)Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with us?  Auntie Bugg fed me some macaroni salad the other day and it was good. I like mayonaise.
24) What did you want to be when you were little? One of those dogs that ride on a fire engine.
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25) What is your favorite candy? anything kids drop on the floor or I can lick off their faces. They won't let me have chocolate, though. I'm dying to taste it just once.
26) What is your favorite flower? The ones I dug up in the neighbor's yard the last time I "escaped" were nice.
27) What day on the calendar are you looking forward to? Any one that doesn't say "vet appointment"
28) What is your full name? Brody/Buddy No No Bad Dog Terwilliger
29)What are you listening to right now? Daisy and Jethro having a tug of war over a toy....Daisy screaming, Jethro saying "mine!! mine!!" Mommy saying "stop it both of you or you get time out in your rooms." Then Mommy sighs and sez, "that's it...I'm getting my tubes tied."
30) What was the last thing you ate? It was either a piece of hot dog from the other day or a pencil eraser. It was lying on the floor behind the table so it was hard to tell.
31) Do you wish on stars? Yeah, I wish Lassie and Benjy would come visit me. That would be wayyy cool. They are big stars.
32) If you were a crayon, what color would you be? That really cool color I saw in my poop after I ate those last three crayons. Cosmic.
33) How's the weather right now? Its fabulous. Not too hot, sunny and breezy. I get to stay out in the yard a lot on days like this. Now if I can only find a way of getting out of the fence.
34) Last person you spoke to on the phone? Daddy. He's in a place called "prison" but Mommy sez he'll be out soon. Daddy said "hi, Brody/Buddy. I can't wait to see you." and blew kisses to me over the phone. I just looked into the phone and panted.
35) Favorite soft drink? my water when Jethro pours his juice in it.
36) Favorite restauant? Never been in one but they sure smell good whenever we drive by. I think I like KFC smells the best.
37) Hair color? golden brown
38) What was your favorite toy as a child? anything they told me I couldn't have.
39) Chocolate or vanilla?  vanilla...they won't let me have chocolate, those mean people. Auntie Bugg sez it will either make me real sick or give me the "shits", whatever that is.
40) Coffee or tea? They won't let me have those either. I'm gonna call the Humane Society and report them for cruelty.
41) Do you want your friends to e.mail you back? Oh yeah...but none of them can use a computer..yet.
42) Last time you cried?  When Mommy and the kids went to the store and left me in my kennel. Mommy sez I have to be there when they are gone because I chew stuff. I mean really, what's some shoes, a couch arm and a foam rubber "Nemo" chair among friends?
43) What did you do last night. Slept....went out to pee twice.
44) What are you afraid of? Tie: the vet's office and those loud, muddy, things the neighbors ride around that Mommy calls "four wheelers".
45) Salty or sweet?  Both
46) How many keys on your key ring?  I used to have 4 or 5 of those big, plastic, colorfull keys on a ring that I stole from Jethro but now there's only 3. Can't remember what happened to the others.
47) How many years on your current job. Well, I've been working on digging that big hole under the back steps for about two months now.
48) Favorite day of the week? any day the kids go to day care.
49) How many towns have you lived in? Just this one.
50) How many people will you send this to? Everyone in MyBloggerstown
51) How many will respond?  everyone, I hope.
   Well, this was fun. See? Told you I could do it.
Too short!
