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Warning: Some Images In This Article Are Of An "Adult" Nature and May Be Offensive to Some. Just Thought I'd Warn Ya.
Good Evenging MyBloggerstown:
Yet again another elected pinhead has gotten his dick caught in his zipper and is involved in a sex scandal. This time it is Governor "Idiot" Spitzer (Real Jackass-New York) has been caught patronizing high priced prostitutes. By high priced I mean $4300 an hour. Jesus, I think I was in the wrong line of work. So he trots out in front of the media, all contrite, remorseful, and shamefaced. His little wifey is right there, standing by her man, just like a lot of political wives have been forced to do of late. Listen, if that had been MY husband, I sure as hell wouldn't be standing there, all meek and suportive. I'd step up and right there in front of the world wide press, knee his friggin' nuts up through his nostrils and while he's lying there, writhing in pain, give him my divorce lawyer's bid'ness card. Why oh why do we continue to elect these lying, cheating, unprincipled, immoral, scumbags? I think the fault lies in the party symbols. Elephants and donkeys(well, mebbe) don't seem to accuratly represent these dickwads so, in order to inject a little truth in advertising, here are a few sugestions of some party symbols they might use to more accuratly depict the quality of their candidates.
cockroaches
vultures
skunks
leeches
snakes in the grass
outhouses
douchbags
And last but not least:
dildos
Yes, friends, a little truth in advertising would go a long way in helping voters choose more wisely.
Disclaimer: I got the idear for this post from a column I read years ago by the conservative columnist P.J. O'Roarke and ran along much the same lines. Tanks, P.J., for the inspiration.
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