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Is Santa Testing Me???





One of Santa's elves (John B) handed the above package to me yesterday--notice date on pictures--important! I sort of have an idea what it is (aside from the card he gives me the same thing every year and I am NOT complaining!!)


As anxious as I am to open it I think Santa is testing me--he wants to see if I'll be a good boy until he gets here because he knows I have been one all year! (With the epidemic what choice do/did I have?)


It is going to be hard but I am not even opening the wrapping! Just in case it is what I think it is I am putting it in the refrigerator and locking the door!!!


Is it Friday yet? Has Santa come yet?


I really am such a good boy!



Merry Christmas Santa Claus







posted on Dec 24, 2020 8:53 AM ()

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Have a good one, Martin.
comment by elderjane on Dec 25, 2020 7:26 AM ()
You'll have lots of beta carotene, I suppose. But yes, take all precautions because Santa has the power to turn already wrapped presents into coal if the recipient turns bad.
comment by drmaus on Dec 24, 2020 9:01 AM ()
I know--I have dealt with the old man before--I behave until he leaves!
reply by greatmartin on Dec 24, 2020 2:33 PM ()

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