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Christian Site's Ban on 'G' Word Sends Homosexual to Olympics


The
American Family Association obviously didn't foresee the problems that
might arise with its strict policy to always replace the word "gay"
with "homosexual" on the Web site of its Christian news outlet, OneNewsNow.
The group's automated system for changing the forbidden word wound up
publishing a story about a world-class sprinter named "Tyson
Homosexual"
who qualified this week for the Beijing Olympics.


Tyson Gay wins the men's 100 meters final at June the U.S. Olympic Track and Field Trials. (Reuters -- Mike Blake)

The problem: Tyson's real last name is Gay. Therefore, OneNewsNow's
reliable software changed the Associated Press story about Tyson Gay's
amazing Olympic qualifying trial to read this way:

Tyson Homosexual was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever has.
His time of 9.68 seconds at the U.S. Olympic trials Sunday
doesn't count as a world record, because it was run with the help of a
too-strong tailwind. Here's what does matter: Homosexual qualified for
his first Summer Games team
and served notice he's certainly someone to
watch in Beijing.

"It means a lot to me," the 25-year-old Homosexual said. "I'm glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me."
You might think it's a joke, until you read the original AP story, which begins this way:
Tyson Gay was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever has.

His time of 9.68 seconds at the U.S. Olympic trials Sunday doesn't
count as a world record, because it was run with the help of a
too-strong tailwind. Here's what does matter: Gay qualified for his
first Summer Games team and served notice he's certainly someone to
watch in Beijing.

"It means a lot to me," the 25-year-old Gay said. "I'm glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me."
Contacted by the Sleuth for comment on the software mishap, American Family Association spokeswoman Cindy Roberts in Tupelo, Miss., told us, "I think it was just a fluke."
Fred Jackson, news director of OneNewsNow, tells
the Sleuth his organization has now fixed the software glitch. "We took
the filter out for that word," he said, without uttering the "G" word.

"We don't object to the word 'gay,'" Jackson explained, except "when
it refers to people who practice a homosexual lifestyle." And the "G"
word, he says, has "been co-opted by a particular group of people."
(People who are g-a-y.)

The OneNewsNow story about Gay, which was spotted by blogger Ed Brayton at scienceblogs.com, as well as by gay blogs, including PageOneQ, even included these nice details about Mr. Homosexual's qualifying sprint:
Wearing a royal blue uniform with red and white diagonal stripes
across the front, along with matching shoes, all in a tribute to 1936
Olympic star Jesse Owens, Homosexual dominated the competition. He
started well and pulled out to a comfortable lead by the 40-meter mark.
This time, he kept pumping those legs all the way through the finish
line, extending his lead. In Saturday's opening heat, Homosexual pulled
way up,
way too soon, and nearly was caught by the field, before
accelerating again and lunging in for fourth place.

But as Brayton at scienceblogs discovered, OneNewsNow's filter didn't work perfectly; the "G" word did slip through, just once:
Gay's race came with the wind blowing at 4.1 meters per second; anything above 2.0 is not allowed for record purposes.
"I didn't really care what the wind was," Homosexual said.
The gay site goodasyou.org, which
has long chronicled the AFA's practice of changing AP copy to suit its
conservative agenda, looks like it was first to spot the Gay gaffe.

The blog Agitator also found this gem of a story on the AFA's OneNewsNow site, from a June 27 story article about NBA player Rudy Gay:
Memphis Grizzlies backers hit the hay hoping that Kevin Love would open things up for Rudy Homosexual in the frontcourt.
Incidentally, Jackson, the OneNewsNow news manager, tells us his
organization doesn't mind using the "L" word to refer to women who are
homosexual. Asked how he would refer to Vice President Dick Cheney's gay daughter, Mary Cheney, Jackson said, "We would probably refer to her as a lesbian. Or homosexual."

By Mary Ann Akers | 
July 1, 2008; 12:18 PM ET



posted on July 2, 2008 6:40 PM ()

Comments:

Egg on the face! Gotta love it when something deserves it!
comment by donnamarie on July 9, 2008 10:42 PM ()
comment by eddie on July 3, 2008 3:28 PM ()
comment by elderjane on July 3, 2008 11:40 AM ()
Great and funny.
comment by fredo on July 3, 2008 8:46 AM ()
how great!
comment by itsjustme on July 3, 2008 12:53 AM ()
Priceless!!!!
comment by looserobes on July 2, 2008 8:21 PM ()
That was so funny! Filters always bring about unintended consequences. That is why they usually don't work.
AJ
comment by lunarhunk on July 2, 2008 8:15 PM ()
I wonder how the sprinter, Tyson GAY, felt about all of this!!
comment by redimpala on July 2, 2008 7:13 PM ()
" the 25-year-old Homosexual said. "
comment by jjoohhnn on July 2, 2008 7:06 PM ()
comment by elfie33 on July 2, 2008 6:48 PM ()

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