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Entertainment > Humor > How Old Are You?? from Gino!
 

How Old Are You?? from Gino!

YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know!

This is pretty neat.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read.
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold).
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758...
If you haven't, add 1757.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number.

The first digit of this was your original number. (I. e., How many times
you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)

The next two numbers are..........



YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!)



THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2008) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS

posted on Mar 22, 2008 6:07 PM ()

Comments:

I never eat out so used 0 and it still works. Next year you will simply have to add 1759 to make it work...
comment by clovis on Mar 29, 2008 1:21 AM ()
Amazing...and correct! Plus, it maxed out my math skills.
comment by looserobes on Mar 23, 2008 7:37 AM ()
comment by fredo on Mar 23, 2008 5:53 AM ()
how does it do that!!!!
comment by elkhound on Mar 22, 2008 6:45 PM ()
cool.
comment by pecan on Mar 22, 2008 6:14 PM ()

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