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Life & Events > Relationships > Dialogue
 

Dialogue

My great grandchild Owen is four. I thought you might be
amused by a conversation that I had with him.

Owen: Grandma, why are you so old?

Me: Because I have lived a long time.

Owen: My other grandma is so old too. She has a big
belly and a mustache.

When his mother was that age, she marched up to a bald
man in a restaurant and said, Hey man, what happened to
your hair?

The young. They tell it like it is.

posted on Dec 29, 2015 4:25 AM ()

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They can be funny as hell without trying.
comment by jjoohhnn on Dec 29, 2015 4:30 PM ()
they are a hoot, no malice just honest curiousity.
reply by elderjane on Dec 29, 2015 5:38 PM ()
Kid: "Mommy, what is 'normal?'"
Mother: "It's a setting on the washing machine and dryer."
comment by jondude on Dec 29, 2015 2:17 PM ()
and being very quiet. they do tire of the quiet game very quickly.
reply by elderjane on Dec 29, 2015 5:40 PM ()
I would not have thought of your answer!
comment by dragonflyby on Dec 29, 2015 11:07 AM ()
I never intended to be so old but now Fredo and are going to make it to
a hundred. It is a challenge.
reply by elderjane on Dec 29, 2015 5:41 PM ()
That is funny... I can hardly wait to hear what comes out of the mouths of mine!
Thinking about ya lots Jeri
comment by kristilyn3 on Dec 29, 2015 5:36 AM ()
I trust you have a little wine at night. Just wait until they are talking a lot. Love ya Babe!
reply by elderjane on Dec 29, 2015 5:44 PM ()
I have a book of one-liners. Here's one I really like: Some day when you have kids, you'll understand why Mommy drinks.
comment by tealstar on Dec 29, 2015 4:53 AM ()
Oh yes. My wine at night has saved my sanity.
reply by elderjane on Dec 29, 2015 5:04 AM ()

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