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I know it has been a while since I have wrtten anything and there is good reason. What's that you might ask, well it is simply this.....I am a huge slacker! I a happy about my slack as well. In fact slacking is one of the many things I excell at, as well as a wonderful passing of my time. It's funy though, even when it feels like I am slacking I can manage to look somewhat productive.  I also have some news. Although it has not been widely talked about(here's the wink for those of you that don't get typed sarcasm) , things in the economy have been kind of tight lately. So yours truely had to get an evening job schlepping toys at FAO Schwartz.(we're in macy's at Tyrone mall if anyone wants to make my sales look good) This is where the slacking comes in. I stand there next to giant plush animals and fondle them egregiously. All the while getting paid for it.  I can't help it, they are soft and squishy....Don't Judge Me!!! So there I am working hard at slacking, conspicuiously feeling up a giant stuffed elephant and pulling a paycheck and what happens....A customer comes along. She collects giraffes and low and behold right next to the pelted pachaderm I am stroking is a six and a half foot giraffe(only $450!!!!!) Well she decideds that it's perfect and the price isn't too bad so she buys it. Voila-I have justified doing absolutly nothing for the rest of the night. Although folks, and I say this sincerely, if I could afford to spend what amounts to half my rent on a damn stuffed animal, I would have reached the pinnacle of slack and you guys would hear from my rolling in cash ass no more. So know this, when I finally meet my multi billionaire with no immediate family and heart troubles I will work my tush off to make sure he is happy for the ret of his pleasurable yet ultimately short life, then.........And like that [blows on hand, opening her fingers].......She's gone [cut to black] |
Glad to hear from you. I've been scarce too... this is an incredibly busy time of year for my family, you know.