If I cut my feet off now and keep them in my purse, do you think anyone would notice

 
 
It's not that I don't like walking, I do. And it's not that I don't find Theme parks awesome, I love 'em, but after hoofing it around Islands of Adventure and Seaworld over the last two days I believe that my legs from the knee down are ready to commit mutiny on the rest of my boy. OK maybe that is a bit of an exaggeration. Really it is just a longing in me to have force choke like Darth Vader (or that whiny bitch Anakin) just this once. So after Driving for a few hours to Orlando we check in to the hotel, drop our crap and drive to seaworld. Dom is so excited about going....and sugared up from the 3 sodas he managed to sneak on the drive up, that he could have pulled the car. Thus saving on gas I briefly considered the idea, but ultimately rejected it when, like the dog, he would be distracted my a squirrel and run headlong into a fence. So we arrive at Seaworld first, and within seconds of parking manage to forget where we parked. A fun time was to be had from this later in the day! We proceed to the biggest Coaster there, the Kraken. Tons of fun yes, and I screamed myself horse, but a girl my age can only hang upsidedown at a gazilion miles an hour so many times before the charm wears a bit thin. At a walking pace of about light speed we travel around the park....... what will happen tomorrow, Will I successfully remove my feet. Will the boy eat his way through the wall in the hotel room in anticipation, will I find a comic book store within navigational distance. Tune in tomorrow. Same Nic time, same Nic channel