Now that Paul Ryan's reintroduced the bill to give fetuses human rights just like people have, essentially conferring citizenship on them, it must be time for ridicule. Someone's got to do it, and it is after all 3am.

Some new organizations and ... other stuff:

Fetuses of the American Revolution (F.A.R.)

Zygotes of Liberty

Fetuses of Foreign Wars

Zygotes of Anarchy

My Three Zygotes

All My Fetuses

Zygote of Frankenstein

Zygotes of the Corn

Zygote of Sam

Zygote of God

Zygote of Man

Zygotes' Hospital

Feed The Fetuses International


Q: How would the fetus vote have impacted the recent election?
-- Inconclusive. While fetuses are firmly part of the Romney 47% who want to be given things -- like nutrition and warmth -- they tend to be against pro-choice legislation, which pits them against women who voted in large numbers for President Obama.

Q: What is the #1 favorite song of embryos?
-- "M Is For Mother"

Q: How do zygotes like their eggs in the morning?
-- They ARE eggs in the morning.


A zygote, an embryo and a neonate walk into a bar….(The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?..)

A zygote walks into a psychiatrist's office with a duck on its head… ("Doc, help me, I've got this zygote stuck to my ass," the duck says…)

How many zygotes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?… (Answer: ZERO. THERE ARE NO ELECTRICAL SOCKETS IN THERE.)


Okay, I'm done for now.