A month! Had no idea it had been that long. Shame on me for staying away so long.
I am still struggling. I sometimes post on Facebook because I can write single sentences and don't have to write anything-- and I play Angry Bird. My grandson introduced me to that game. I do think about you guys and saved some things to post here on MyBloggers. I will try not to rant about Trayvon Martin. Apparently, just murdering was not enough- they have to assassinate his character too! Then, there are all of the storms and disasters (awful train wrecks in Canada and Spain). Aren't I the cheerful one? Well, I did save some humor for you:

Scottish Wedding
At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled, "Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living?"
The bartender was almost crushed to death.

SEX
Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore….. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.


Lance Armstrong
I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races, whilst on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my frig’n bike.


Drive By
A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn’t take my TV; just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick bastard!!

The Agony of Aging
On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended, I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back".

SCAM
Just got scammed out of $25. Bought a Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes". Turns out it's about golf. Absolute waste of money! Pass this on so others don't get scammed.

Pregnant Prostitute
Doctor asks pregnant prostitute, "Do you know who the father is?" "For gosh sake, if you ate a can of beans would you know which one made you fart?"