How about my all time favorite: "Drop kick me, Jesus, throught the goal post of life". Hand to heaven...it's a real song! If I'm lyin', I'm cryin' and I ain't sheddin' a tear.
OMG I am laughin out loud... I love you guys!!!
Here I am, sitting in front of my computer, with no other human in the house, laughing out loud! Dixie's looking at me like I'm nuts!