Oh MyBloggers I LOVE YOU!!! This is my soft place to fall. I have troubles everywhere else I go. I suffer from Social Networking Retardation. It is a painful and debilitating disorder. I just can't get into the swing of things on FaceBook. I read an article called something like "The Most Annoying Facebookers". I was surprised that I made the list.

I lurk. I just don't have too much to say say so I sit back and watch. No real networking going I on. I am just sitting looking threw the proverbial neighbors window watching. Peeping tom of the Internet. Yikes...

I am always worried about updates. I don't know what to say. I don't know if anyone really gives a damn and I didn't go to my ten year class reunion because a guy who I graduated with seen me shackled in the county blues at court. Of course he had become a lawyer, I figured he would definitely be there so I lurked outside the reunion. (just kidding I didn't go)

I guess no one who knew me in school are not surprised I don't say a word. I never said too much in school, I lurked. I tried to just blend in and keep the heat off the fact I was a misfit that was only wearing one sock and I had a roll of stolen Indian head nickles in my purse. (I use to steal from my family. I know it is terrible, but they were the only people I knew.)

I feel like that one socked bandit on Facebook.On here I feel like me. I feel like there is nothing to hide. I can put my roll of stolen nickels on the table and let everyone one admire my one sock fashion statement.

Thank you guys!