I got a forwarded text from some lady I work with. It said some thing like "Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior blah blah blah..." Then it said "You just reading this makes the Devil Mad!" I STOPPED READING IMMEDIATELY!

DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED THE DEVIL MAD AT ME?

I sent a text to the gal who sent it stating I didn't really enjoy the text and if she in a dispute with the Devil to please leave me out of it. She said we all have to be warriors and take the Devil head on! WITH OUR VERY LAST BREATH! I responded with: Well I have no health insurance, weak wrists, an ill-fitting bra and a very slow metabolism I think I will sit this one out. She replied: I will pray for you. I responded: Can you just do some anonymous prayers for me? Like not bringing up my name? I just don't need any God vs. Devil for my my soul drama... The conversation ended there.

I mean I have got enough problems besides provoking Lucifer to wanna breath down my neck. Seriously I have all I can handle. I don't need Satan sitting around thinking "That Bahiyyih Mudd has REALLY got me mad! Maybe she needs extra long periods and adult acne for eternity. Oh yeah and just for shits and giggles lets make her head spin."

It is not like I want to make The Devil happy. I mean I don't want to be on his Christmas List. I am not his go to girl in a time of need. I won't be having him over for dinner.

So now I am wondering what she is telling God or yelling at The Devil. Getting me all up in the mix while I was minding my own business. I am a Spiritual wall flower. Unidentified soul sitting in the back listening.

That text really messed me up. I need someone to send me the usual annoying and senseless texts I get like Funny Nakedness and the occasional Kitty Cat that say "Oh No its Monday Again!" Just to make me feel normal again.