At the last Vagina Monologue meeting we had to fill out a bio for the program. I hate to have to write about my self, my hobbies and stuff. Last year I skipped out on the process and someone else told about me and it was pretty good.

I did ok with generic hobbies and stuff, but the very last item to fill out was "Who would you like to thank?" I was thinking who am I suppose to thank? My friends and family? For the Vagina Monologues performance? Needless to say I could not come up with anyone to thank so I left it blank.

I kept thinking about my blank spot for the past couple of days. Driving to get Taco Bell for the man tonight I finally came up with the one that deserves all of my praise and gratitude.

My Vagina, without her none of this would be possible. Then I really started to think about her. I thought you know, my Vagina is a working woman. She is not one of those cute little decorative Vagina's hanging on walls for all to gawk at. She an old working gal like a waitress who has worked at the same diner for twenty years, sure she has a few bags and sags, and smells like she had a cigarette on her break, but she still makes good tips and knows how to work a room. She is old and cute and has a big mouth, kidding, she has a very small mouth. lol...

Yep just what all of you wanted to know. I know you all appreciate me sharing. Your welcome.