So last night was another Vagina meeting. I was able to thank my vagina since the programs have not yet been printed. I also found out that I will be cast in the part of CUNT once again. This will be my third year perfecting the role of cunt. I think I have it down, but I am trying to find a new way to spin it, to make it more interesting.

As I was driving home I cut off this pickup truck that I found offensive. The truck then sped up and got right next to me. The dude driving started screaming at me. He said "STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY LANE! YOU FUCKING CUNT!" I thought "Oh my God... I can't believe this I have been recognized!" So I smiled and waved as he flipped me the bird. I was so excited this just means I have made it to local celebrity status!

Don't worry, I won't let fame change me. I hope I don't. Maybe just a little I would love to have someone on call to do my laundry, put gas in my car and comb my hair. You know all the things that you have to give up when you are not one of the "common people" anymore.

The part of Cunt does demand a certain level of dedication. To prepare I must BE the CUNT. I must be it at almost all times when possible. I am sure if you were to ask the man he would say I have got it down pat.