Well it is that time of year again. Pull out your vagina's and blow the dust off, it is the annual Vagina Monologues once again.

The timing just could not get any better, I have had enough mommy stuff to last me a while. I have been all consumed with motherhood. I need a break to remember life before the baby. Nine months of carrying then a few months of breast feeding. I am telling you me and my poor boobies need a little break.

I have not been able to write with this weight of family on my back. Don't get me wrong I am not complaining, I am just requesting a little leave of absence.

The Vagina Monologues are my cue to get back in the saddle again! There is more to life than diapers and piles of laundry. There is my chance to be an adult once again.

This is the time of year to say what ever is on the tip of my tongue and blame it on my vagina.Men get to blame their little (lol) friend all the time.

The auditions were earlier this week. I seen a pretty wide variety of women that came to read. A couple of the gals were involved last year. One I actually told off back stage in a moment of early pregnancy rage. I had no idea at the time I was pregnant, but it is the only excuse I have for my verbal lashing of the girl.

When talking about the production some teen age looking chicky said "We should all remove our bras for a grand finale!" I said "Hell NO! I would be tripping over nipples, I have been breast feeding and these babies are a lethal weapon. I would pity the front row!"

So anyhow there you have it the Vagina Monologues! I thought I had lost all spark of adulthood, but no I am saved. I am going to talk dirty and talk sex back stage and maybe get a little tipsy...

Oh yes I am back!