I have a "I didn't do a damn thing today!" headache. It is all up in my eyeballs and creeping around my neck. Oh the agony.

What I really want to talk about is BACON. I just can not get enough of it right now. I have been having bacon with everything. Last night I ate a couple strips of bacon wrapped around a pear. It really was like sitting on a cloud in heaven.Tonight it is a BAT Sandwich. Bacon, avocado and tomato sandwich with a side of cole slaw.

I have not been force feeding the family bacon. I make them regular dinners and save the bacon for me. The other day I cooked up a pan of bacon then had to run and grab something from the garage and when I came back there was just a couple little pieces left. I am sure it could be heard around the block when I yelled out "WHERE IS MY BACON?? Who wants to die?"

Am I a little possessive of my bacon? Yes I am. I let these fools eat everything that is not nailed down. I have not tasted chocolate milk in the past year but buy a gallon every week. Don't get me started on grapes, cheese and granola bars. So I think they can live without touching the bacon. It may be the only way they can.

Well now I am just starving. Oh and what the heck a Presidential debate is on? No Wife Swap? What kind of world are we living in?