I am sitting here bored at home tonight. I don't know why. I had lots of invitations. I went to a birthday party. It was mostly mean looking lesbians, so I left. I did give the guest of honor her gift before I left though. I can't find any new or interesting porn on the 'net so I guess MyBloggers is where I'll hang out for a few minutes.

I spoke with Alex for a while. He is in Boise, Idaho. Isn't that a wonderful travel destination.

I spent the day with Amy and M. We shopped and had lunch. They are both doing well.

Since I am bored, I am going to conjure up a random list of questions, answer them and see how it turns out.

1. How tall are you? 6'3"
2. Do you have any tattoos? Yes, 3
3. Do you have any piercings? Yes, both nipples and left ear.
4. Where were you born? Houston, Texas; Gulfway General Hospital
5. What is your zodiac? Virgo
6. Do you wear socks? Mostly, no. Only when working out or with boots or dress shoes.
7. What type of underwear do you wear? Calvin Klein Trunks
8. Do you smoke? Zino Platinum Barrel Cigars
9. Where did you go to College? LSU
10. Were you in a Fraternity? Alpha Gamma Rho
11. Where did you graduate high school? Baton Rouge, Louisiana; Broadmoor High School
12. Favorite Food? Rare Steaks
13. Do you live in house or apartment? House
14. Last book you read? The Forgotten Man by Robert Crais
15. Last movie you saw in the Theater? 88 Minutes
16. Last person you kissed? My daughter
17. First person you kissed? Alicia Jones, she kissed me then ran away. 6th grade.
18. Do you own an iPod? Yes
19. Furthest you have been from home? Seoul, Republic of Korea
20. Do you have a passport? Applied, haven't received it yet.
21. What do you drive? Ford Expedition
22. Ever filed bankruptcy? Business yes, considering personal?
23. Do you owe the IRS? Yes, $240,000 and still counting
24. Last person you had sex with? Alex
25. Favorite jeans? Levis
26. What gym do you go to? LA Fitness; Spring, Texas
27. Ever been caught having sex by a parent? Yes, twice. Once when I was 14 with a guy. Once when I was 17, receiving oral from a girl. No wonder my mom was confused.
28. What type of lube do you use? Wet Platinum
29. What brand of condoms do you use? Trojan Ultra Sensitive
30. Do you swallow? Yes
31. Fastest time running a mile? 5:35 when I was a senior in high school.
32. Ever been in a fight? Too many. I hope never again.
33. How long has it been since you had a drink? 34 days
34. Have you ever drowned? Yes, when I was 8. I think I was resuscitated or maybe this is all my life flashing before my eyes.
35. Ever attempted suicide? Yes, 3 times.
36. Longest time locked up in the nut house. 90 days
37. Longest you have gone without getting arrested? 8 years.
38. What color are your eyes? Blue
39. Do you take vitamins? Yes
40. Do you subscribe to any magazines? Men's Health, Out, Genre, Instinct, The Advocate
41. Favorite sport? Baseball
42. Do you own any sex toys? Yes. Modesty (and space)prohibits me from listing them.
43. Who shares your birthday? Lyndon Baines Johnson
44. Do you own a video game? No
45. Can you play a musical instrument? Yes, the guitar.
46. How many Outlook contacts do you have? 836
47. What size bed do you have? Queen
48. How many pillows do you sleep with? 3, Unless Alex is there.
49. Most you ever spent in a bar at one time? $1,200
50. Ever been skinny dipping? Yes

Well, I have even bored myself with this. I am going to bed.