I was listening to Sirius radio (on my TV) last night and heard a song (from Nancy Wilson) entitled "An Older Man is Like an Elegant Wine". The rest of the lyrics rhymed with wine. I didn't particularly like the song, but I got to thinking (never good) about song titles and lyrics.
Nowadays, we have songs like "Birthday Sex" and "Best I Ever Had". I see all sorts of sick titles on the top singles charts. Not that I would ever listen to any of them.
This morning, for some reason, I started singing "Save the Bones for Henry Jones, 'Cause Henry Don't Eat No Meat". (The Four Freshman did that one). Don't you just miss the fun song titles? How about "I Lost my Sugar in Salt Lake City"? Or "Milkman, Don't Make Noise With Those Bottles". And, of course, my favorite, "Must Be Jelly, 'Cause Jelly Don't Shake Like Jam".
I'll stop with these. I'll be singing the last one all day.
Have a good one.