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Life & Events > Kerplunk! Kerplunk! Kerpklunk!
 

Kerplunk! Kerplunk! Kerpklunk!

I'm trying to think of something clever, witty, and funny to say about the $271 I spent this morning for a new wheel and tire for my car.  
Suffice to say, there will be no more cryptic comments about DD2's driving mishaps after the little stunt I pulled Saturday afternoon.  As I was approaching the gate to my complex, I reached down to hit the clicker on my key chain to open the gate.  Took my eyes off the road just for a second, well, okay...maybe two or three...All right!  All right!  it might have been four...and slammed into the curb.  The tire blew instantly, bending the rim on the inner side but not the outer.  Curses!!! 
If that were not bad enough, that miserable little piece of cheap crap that car makers laughingly call a "spare "was dangerously low on air because it hadn't been used in 'dark thirty' months.
But my dear SIL slapped it on there, and I bumbed along to Discount Tires this morning to find out just how much my little episode was going to set me back.  I actually felt fairly fortunate that it was not worse.  Had no idea how much the new wheel was going to cost.  It, however, was quite a bit cheaper than the tire, as I like Michelins, and that's what the other tires are.
Well, I'm off to the pharmacy to pick up a prescription. After all this, I definitely need some drugs!! Here's hoping that trip is less eventful.
To the Christians, God bless; to the Buddhists, Hail Buddha (or whatever the heck you say); to the Athiests, just remember what the old athiest said to his friend as he lay dying while reading the Bible. When his friend asked why he, an athiest, was reading the Bible, he replied,  "I'm looking for loopholes!"
However, as my good friend Fredo, loves to say,  "What do I know?" 


posted on June 20, 2011 11:39 AM ()

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So glad it wasn't more serious. Use a cold compress and free-associate.
comment by tealstar on June 21, 2011 7:41 AM ()
Fortunately no damage to anything but my ego.
reply by redimpala on June 21, 2011 6:09 PM ()
I would just call this the fickle finger of fate operating as usual.
comment by elderjane on June 21, 2011 6:25 AM ()
That and Murphy's Law! And just wait til you read my next post. The drama continues!
reply by redimpala on June 21, 2011 6:09 PM ()
This can so easily happen to anybody, but I think Holly is still way ahead of you on bone-headed driving.
comment by troutbend on June 20, 2011 8:35 PM ()
Yes, I definitely am still not in her league.
reply by redimpala on June 21, 2011 4:27 AM ()
Give up the car!!!
comment by greatmartin on June 20, 2011 6:02 PM ()
May have to!
reply by redimpala on June 20, 2011 6:29 PM ()
Buddhists hail no one.
comment by jondude on June 20, 2011 2:25 PM ()
But is it all right to "hail" them? As I said, "What do I knows!"
reply by redimpala on June 20, 2011 4:21 PM ()
that was cute there.I loved this story here.After the damage was corrected you scooted to the pharmacy to puck up your prescription.
Did not realize all of this drove you to there.You needed this after the happening there.Not sure what I am trying to say.Like you said."What do I know"Mott:glad that this did not balloon in a big accident.
Hail Buddha who the hell is he
comment by fredo on June 20, 2011 12:01 PM ()
Absolutely! It was off to the pharmacy for something to steady my nerves after all that!! As for who Buddha is, how the hell should I know? I've just heard the name, so I guess he must be somebody.
reply by redimpala on June 20, 2011 1:03 PM ()

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