Much as we love and need them, mothers are probably the most infuriating people on earth! Like me I almost always say the wrong thing at the wrong time and mothers of many like myself are no exception!
"At lunch the other day I said to all seven of my children, 'I'm right because I am always right and anyone who says I am not is either Mad, Bad, Wicked or all three!'
.....'It's NOT birth control - It's SELF-control.' :P