Here are the instructions:
Read the list below then write the sentence that applies to you.

Pick the month you were born:
January----- --------- ----I kicked
February---- --------- ---I loved
March------- --------- ----I karate chopped
April------- --------- ------I licked
May--------- ------ --- -----I jumped on
June-------- --------- -----I smelled
July-------- --------- ------I did the Macarena With
August------ --------- ---I had lunch with
September--- --------- -I danced with
October----- --------- ---I sang to
November---- --------- -I yelled at
December---- --------- -I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy-

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------- --because I'm cool like that
Black------- --because that's how I roll.
Pink-------- ---be cause I'm NOT crazy.
Red--------- ---because the voices told me to ..
Blue-------- ---because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green------- --because I think I need some serious help.
Purple------ ---because I'm AWESOME!
Gray-------- ---because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow------ --because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange ------ -because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown------- --because I can.
Other------- ---because I'm a Ninja !
None-------- ---because I can't control myself .