03 September 2009

OK. Where do I begin?

One of the issues I had with the college is they didn’t get in my tuition deferment on time and I had all my classes canceled. So I had to re-up all the classes Monday morning. That’s how I ended up going to three different campuses to cover all the classes I wanted to take. Oh well.

Tuesday I met up with a girl that I go to church with. She’s my “daughter”… If you want that story, look up the post…  Actually I don’t think that one is here, but at the “other” place. Umm, I guess an explanation is in order…

Stephanie is not my daughter; however she was mistakenly thought to be my kid at one time. Age-wise, I suppose it is possible, but embarrassing either way, for both of us! So…

Anyhow, she is taking the Microbiology class too, but at a different time.  So we’ll get together and study what we can, when we can.

In my Anatomy & Physiology 1 class I met my old friend from when I went to the “Business College”. She’s the one with the “cleavage” issue. As to explain that statement, she is a good looking woman, who seems to need to show a HUGE amount of cleavage with her wardrobe. On top of that she is quite intelligent, so that is good. But her choice of clothing can be very distracting. Hey, I am a man and I will be distracted by boobies! But this time instead of sitting next to me, she will be sitting behind me, so “out of sight, out of mind”! So for that class I have a good study partner.

My other classes are pretty much a pain in the ass. The World Literature class I might actually enjoy, just because it would seem the professor is into true World Lit, and not just the “Dead White Guys” that most courses would have.

The Humanities class is “Technology and Society” and the teacher is a complete goober. I have never had a teacher who had to punctuate his speech with sound effects (Whoop, Bang, Boom, Zip!) and be completely BORING at the same time!!!

My Philosophy class is going to be a MAJOR pain in the ass. She admits that we have to take everything she says as fact and by the end of the class we’ll be able to put it together for ourselves… Oh. Yeah. That’s east for me to do!!!!! NOT!!!!

Well all I can say for now is…

I’m Alive… So Far…