1)     Are you really ready for 111 questions?
SURE, WHAT THE HECK…

2) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
HELL YES!

3) would you have noticed if there was no third question?
NOT REALLY

4) What did you last say?
PROBABLY SOMETHING I YELLED AT THE CATS

5) Do you regret it?
NOPE!

6) Have you ever been depressed?
OCCASIONALLY

7) what color are your eyes?
GREEN

8) Are you a boy or girl?
I AM A MAN, NOT A BOY.

9) What is your relationship status?
MARRIED

10) How do you want to die?
LOOKING FOR THE BEER I DROPPED DRIVING INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC.

11) What did you last eat?
HOME-MADE POTATO SOUP

12) Played any sports?
WHEN? I BOWL NOW.

13) Do you bite your nails?
NOPE

14) When was your last physical fight?
BACK WHEN I WAS BARTENDING I THINK.

15) Do you have an attitude?
NOT USUALLY, BUT LOOK OUT WHEN I DO!

16) Do you like someone?
FRIEND-LIKE? YEP, LOTSA PEOPLE. SEX-LIKE? JUST MY WIFE!

17) What is your real name?
JASON

18) Do you do any type of drugs?
ONLY THOSE PRESCRIBED BY MY DR.

19) Are you gonna get high later?
NOPE

21) Do you miss someone?
MY SISTER AND HER FAMILY.

22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
BOTH.

23) Do you tan a lot?
ONLY THE NATURAL WAY.

24) Have any pets
YES, 5 CATS AND MY WIFE.

25) How exactly are you feeling?
ITCHY, DAMN POISON IVY…

26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
OF COURSE

27) Ever made out in the bathroom?
JUST A FEW WEEKS AGO EVEN…

28) Would you take any of your exes back?
OH HELL NO! THAT’S WHY THEY’RE EX’S

29) Are you scared of spiders?
THEY DON’T BOTHER ME, AS LONG AS THEY’RE NOT ON ME

30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
OH YES.

31) Do you regret anything from your past?
NOT REALLY, IT MADE ME WHO I AM TODAY.

32) What are your plans for this weekend?
GOING SHOOTING AT THE PISTOL RANGE SATURDAY, CHURCH ON SUNDAY.

33) Do you want to have kids?
NOT REALLY.

34) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?
LIKE, MY WIFE.

35) Do you type fast?
ONLY ENOUGH TO SURVIVE.

36) Do you have piercings?
RT EAR 3 TIMES, LT EAR TWICE, THAT’S IT.

37) Want any more?
I’M NOT SURE, MEBBE.

38) Can you spell well?
W-E-L-L, AND WITH SOME HELP FROM SPELL-CHECK.

39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
A FEW.

40) What are you craving right now?
BISCUTS AND GRAVY…

41) Ever been to a bonfire party?
YES

43) Have you ever been on a horse?
NOT IN A WHILE, BUT YEAH.

44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?
ALL THE TIME, MY WIFE HAS A TRUCK!

45) Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
PROBABLY, BUT I DIDN’T MEAN TO.

46) Have you ever been cheated on?
YES

47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
YES

49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
LIVE W/ MY WIFE FOR 3 YEARS BEFORE WE GOT MARRIED.

50) What should you be doing?
CLEANING UP THE HOUSE.

51) What’s irritating you right now?

THE DAMN ITCHING FOR THE POISON IVY

52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
OH, YES.

53) Does somebody love you?
YEP, BUT THEY’RE CATS. I SUSPECT THEY THINK OF ME A PROPERTY MORE THAN ANYTHING.

54) What is your favorite color?
OCEAN BLUE, GREEN OF NEW LEAVES.

55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
ONCE OR TWICE.

56) Do you feel awkward when people change around you?
NOPE.

57) Do you have trust issues?
NOST DEFINITELY!

58) how many people have seen you naked?
SHEESH. YA WANT ME TO COUNT THAT HIGH?

59) What would you do if you knew you couldn't have the person you like?
KEEP ON MOVING

60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
YEP, BUT IT’S BETTER WITH 700 MILES BETEEN US!

61) Has anyone ever told you they love you (family doesn't count)?
YES.

62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
I REALLY COULD CARE LESS IF THEY DO OR NOT, I DON’T THINK OF THEM.

63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
MY WIFE

64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
YES, BUT I DON’T TRUST ‘EM FOR QUITE SOME TIME.

65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
I’LL FORGIVE, BUT I RARELY FORGET.

66) Is this year the best year of your life?
EACH ONE IS GREAT IN IT’S OWN WAY.

67) What was your childhood nickname?
JAY OR JAY-BIRD.

68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
HECK YEAH! I LIVE ON THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN WITH NO NEIGHBORS!

69) Lol @ 69 am i right?
WELL, I SMILED ANYWAY.

70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
YES BUT WE’RE RARELY CLUED IN AS TO THE PLAN FOR US.

71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
TOOK MEDICINE.

72) Have you ever told anyone you love them and meant it?
YES, EVERY SINGLE DAY!

73) What is bothering you?
JUST THIS FREAKING ITCHING…

74) Have you ever been out of your province/ state?
BEEN TO ALL 48 STATES AND MOST OF CANADA

75) Do you play the Wii?
OVER AT OUR FRIENDS HOUSE.

76) Are you listening to music right now?
NOPE.

77) Do you like Chinese food?
OH YES.

78) Do you know your fathers b- day?
YES I DO

79) Are you afraid of the dark?
NOT REALLY.

80) Is cheating ever okay?
NO.

81) Are you mean?
I CERTAINLY CAN BE, BUT ONLY WHEN I HAVE TO BE.

82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
NOPE.

83) what’s the part of you YOU like the best?
MY EYES.

84) Do you believe in true love?
YES, EVERY DAY.

85) Do you like the outside?
ESPECIALLY WHEN I’M ON MY MOTORCYCLE.

86) Are you currently bored?
YUP. WHY ELSE WOULD I DO A 111 QUESTION SURVEY ABOUT “ME”?

87) Do you wanna get married?
ONLY THE ONCE.

88) want to go on an adventure?
LETS GO!

89) did you notice there is still a missing question?
NO, BUT THANKS TO YOU I WILL GO FIND IT...AND NO I WONT CHANGE THIS ONE BC I'LL LET SOMEONE ELSE SEE IT

90) which one is it?
IF I TOLD YOU, IT WOULDNT BE FUN FOR THE NEXT PERSON

91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
ONLT IF THEY ARE REALLY HOT AND THEY DON’T KNOW ME…

92) Are you hungry?
ALWAYS

93) Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
HECK YEAH!

94) What makes you happy?
MY WIFE, THE CATS, SMALL BATCH BOURBON ON THE ROCKS, RIDING THE MOTORCYCLE

95) Would you change your name?
ONLY IF I HAD TO

96) Ever been to Alaska?
NO, BUT I CAME CLOSE ONCE.

97) One thing you want to say to someone but wont?
JUST THAT, I WON’T TELL THEM OR YOU…

98) Do you watch the news?
NOT USUALLY.

99) What’ s your zodiac sign?
PISCES

100) Do you like Subway?
OH YEAH!

101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
PRETTY EASY FOR ME TO KISS MY WIFE!

102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
WELL, MY BEST FRIEND OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IS MY WIFE, SO-O-O…

103) Do you talk like your friends?
A BIT, I’M PICKING UP ON THE TWANG.

104) have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
NOT THAT I CAN REMEMBER.

105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
YES

106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex that you can act like your complete self around?
I’M ALWAYS MYSELF NO MATTER WHO’S AROUND.

107) who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
MY WIFE

WHERE IS #108?

109) Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
AGAIN, MY WIFE.

110) Favorite lyrics right now?
DUNNO. I’VE DRAWN A BLANK ON THIS ONE.

111) Can you count to one million?
PROBABLY, BUT I AIN’T GONNA…