THINGS I'M HAPPY ABOUT:
1. That I have the benefit of sharing a life with cats.
2. That I don't have to share the above with __________________.
3. That I know how to make real macaroni and cheese.
4. That I discovered my left hand works at painting just as well as my shot right hand used to work.
5. That I don't live in Texas and have a vagina.
6. That the Cleveland Indians have 51 wins at the All Star Break.
7. That nobody has fired a gun at me point-blank when I was wearing my hoodie.
8. That The County Fair is just a week away and I will get my fill of corn dogs.
9. That Twinkies are back on the shelves.
and
10. That Monday is almost over.