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Saturday Random Thoughts

Good Weekend, MyBloggerstown:

     Well, the Weather Channel predicted a break in the gloom today but I am beginning to have my doubts (bugg gazes out window only to see big drops of "partly cloudy" splatting against the glass).  Sitting here on my big, fat, bum listening to oldies rock (now playing ZZ Top's "La Grange") the soundtrack of my wasted youth. 

     Maybelleen Meddlemyer, my landlady, called with some sorta good news yesterday.   Apparently the old perv who lived in the house next door to the apartment building has been thrown in jail for bar fighting and will remain there for the next two years.  That's good news because now I can open my drapes without fear of prying eyes and I can sit out on my back porch and enjoy the warmer weather without him ambling over for a chat which inevitably includes minute details of his sordid love life.  Like I wanna get a mental picture of any of that.  He's mad as a hatter and I don't know why his kids (yes, he actually found some hard up sad sack to mate with him at one time. She eventually wised up and shit canned his ass, though) don't put him someplace nice (i.e. a nursing home or some such facility).  According to Maybelleen, his kids have washed their hands of him which is sad in a way.   That Maybelleen.  She has her finger on the pulse (and her ear to every keyhole) of the neighborhood.  The major news organizations ought to sic her on the presidential candidates if they want to get all the juicy dish.  If anyone can find out all the poop about Bill and Hill's latest tax return, or Barack's church attendence or John's  physical state,  its Maybelleen. 

     I think I'll call Jethrene later and mebee go have some face time with the babies.  I want to spend as much time with them as possible before they are gone forever.  Sigh.  Plus I need to get out of the house.  Sometimes the walls just seem like they're closing in, ya know. 


Have a good rest of the weekend, everyone


reguards
yer bored shitless pal
bugg

posted on Apr 5, 2008 6:25 AM ()

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They won't be gone forever, you know. I'm glad you got rid of your peeping Tom neighbor! Open those drapes now and let the world see in!
comment by teacherwoman on Apr 6, 2008 2:18 PM ()
With Maybellean around, how can you b e bored?
comment by elderjane on Apr 6, 2008 6:39 AM ()
Yes, I suppose we all know a Maybelline or two or three... Some of us ARE Maybellines. It's good you get to spend lots of time with the kiddies... I'm sure they're not gone forever. They'll be shuttled back and forth. As for your "peeper"... I've never known one... Lucky me!
comment by sunlight on Apr 6, 2008 1:13 AM ()
Glad to hear that perv is in the clink.
Welcome to some peace on your back porch!
I think every apartment building and neighborhood has a Maybelleen. I'm just not sure who it is in this building....
comment by marta on Apr 5, 2008 5:08 PM ()
Meybellines lmao - open the door and scream (((((Boooooooo))))
comment by lynnie on Apr 5, 2008 3:26 PM ()
Enjoy your time with the kids..*hugs*
comment by elfie33 on Apr 5, 2008 12:21 PM ()
Congrats on being liberated!
Enjoy the day with the family!
AJ
comment by lunarhunk on Apr 5, 2008 10:30 AM ()
What station to you listen to goldie oldie.
comment by fredo on Apr 5, 2008 10:11 AM ()
Used to have a neighbor across the street who knew more about what went on at our house than we did. Same with the rest of our neighbors. I used to wonder how the woman ever got anything done. One would have to devote all his time just snooping to know, or to think she knew, that much about her neighbors.
comment by redimpala on Apr 5, 2008 9:06 AM ()
I think that I've knowm a few Maybelleens in my day!
comment by angiedw on Apr 5, 2008 8:50 AM ()

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