Daddy get hungree lass nite and he cheeted on his gallbludder diet and eat sum ice cream. Then he get a big belly ake and hafta take some pill. He bad!
Whuts that? Oh. I know. No. It still not on DVD. You kann dress up KRamer like a liddle boy and sneek him inna movie theater. He mebbe like the movie! He reelly like the popcorn two.
My daddy call me FAT so I popped him onna leg and he dont say it no more!
Dammit, be gude! Grumpy needa place two sit! Satchy and Rosie take my daDDYs chair an he hafta stand up two watch a footbal game lass nite. Hee.
Scary movies make the fleas on my butt run and hide! Daddy sez a gude movie is comin... called "Bolt." 'Bout a doggie wif super powers! You shud take KRamer to see it!
Why dont them gurls who get to live in the Wite House get a nice kitty or two? Doggies make poo onna rug! Kitties go inna box.
I isnt FAT! I just a liddle plumpie.
What my Daddy say: "...And just when I can't eat peanut butter!"
Daddy say, "Amen brudder."
yu purty, WAterloo.
Daddy say - "Pleeze! Keep her aroUND! She helped sooooo much!"
Daddy say this county 'Red" too, but they be mostly rich corn farmers.
daDDy say, "Go for it! Guud you got a freelance one!"
He also say: "Middle class tax cut? There are only a half dozen of the middle class left!"
My dADDy say "Stick to yer prinsippuls, Ma-ree."
Bujii peed on Daddy'S newspaper so daDDy throw it away.