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Entertainment > Humor > Things You Can Only Say at Thanksgiving
 

Things You Can Only Say at Thanksgiving

(From John)



1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once ?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it 's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

posted on Nov 25, 2008 5:45 PM ()

Comments:

comment by panthurdreams on Nov 26, 2008 11:11 AM ()
what do you mean...only Thanksgiving
comment by ducky on Nov 26, 2008 7:52 AM ()
comment by itsjustme on Nov 26, 2008 12:25 AM ()
comment by hopefields on Nov 25, 2008 8:57 PM ()
These were great!
AJ
comment by lunarhunk on Nov 25, 2008 6:57 PM ()
comment by hobbie on Nov 25, 2008 5:50 PM ()

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