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Not Enough Nongays to March! Lol

Straight Pride attracts zero participants



Not even religious types turned out for Straight Pride
Not even religious types turned out for Straight Pride





Plans for a so-called "Straight Pride" in New York, promoted by a reggae music label, appear to have backfired.
The event, due to be held last weekend, was billed as "a chance for
heterosexuals to gather together and proudly embrace their sexuality
and celebrate reggae, dancehall and family in love and unity."
However, gay blogger Joe.My.God turned up at the advertised meeting point at 10am on Sunday to find he was the only one there.
"I did see a good number of cars whizzing by that were festooned
with flags from Jamaica and other Caribbean nations, but those were
probably just folks getting ready for tomorrow's massive West Indian
Day Parade," he wrote.
"Just to make sure I hadn't missed the fun, I popped into a few
shops to inquire if anybody had seen a parade this morning. The manager
of Raquel Shoes told me, "I've been here since 8:30am. It's been
totally quiet all morning.""
The "Straight Pride" was promoted by record label TCOOO, who claimed
"the gay community went after artists … we decided that we must make a
show of strength."
There is no mention of the event on their website.
Reggae performer Jango Fresh said in a press release at the height of the "Straight Pride" hype last month:
"The Straight Pride parade is a great idea because when a song like
Hit Them Hard by my label mate Stapler can be banned just because it
stresses the importance of a male and a female in every family, it is a
sign that heterosexuals need to wake up."
The song in question contains the lyrics:
"Jah Jah gonna hit them hard
All the men who visit men backyard."
In the end Straight Pride turned out to be a non-event.

posted on Sept 5, 2008 7:25 PM ()

Comments:

Maybe those non-gays are afraid to be seen as openly non-gay? Maybe they will lose their jobs or have family and friends be ashamed of them? Or, gee, maybe they're just too busy for such things...they need all their free time to attack and criticise others and not to just worry about themselves!
comment by donnamarie on Oct 2, 2008 3:52 PM ()
that is because you and I are not there
comment by fredo on Sept 6, 2008 7:31 AM ()
That is so funny!
AJ
comment by lunarhunk on Sept 5, 2008 7:46 PM ()

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