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Entertainment > Humor > If You Need a Reason to Smile Today
 

If You Need a Reason to Smile Today



Here's
a Giraffe test for you





 

How
do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?


Stop and think about it
and decide on your answer before you scroll down.








The
correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the
door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
complicated way.




 

2
.  How
do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?










Did
you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?


Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out
the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to
think through the repercussions of your previous
actions.











3.
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals

Attend
.... Except
one.
Which animal does not attend?
















Correct
Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in
there.? This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three
questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.








4. There is a
river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and

You do not
have a boat.   How do you
manage it?

















Correct
Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening?
All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you
learn quickly from your mistakes.


According to  Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of
the

Professionals
they tested got all questions
wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers.Anderson Consulting
says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the
brains of a four-year-old.



posted on June 12, 2009 7:12 AM ()

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