The
only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis.
This is due to
the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time
it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the
hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both
nuts!
HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2009,
the penis will now be taxed according to size:
The brackets are as
follows:
10 - 12"
|
Luxury
Tax
|
$ 300.00
|
8 - 10"
|
Pole Tax
|
$ 250.00
|
5 - 8"
|
Privilege Tax
|
$ 150.00
|
3 - 5"
|
Nuisance
Tax
|
$
30.00
|
Males exceeding 12"
must file capital gains.
Anyone
under 3" is
eligible for a tax refund.
** PLEASE DO
NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION
**
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