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blogger 04.15.2010 11:19am EDT
blogger 04.15.2010 11:19am EDT
- In not so good news (ok, I know, canceled
flights are not good news…), Melissa Ethridge ,
lesbian when lesbian was dangerous and not cool, has split with her partner of nine years. I know that
divorces, especially celebrity divorces, are inevitable, but it makes me
sad to lose an iconic couple.
- Perhaps Melissa or Tammy (her ex) will find
solace in the newest lesbian on the market (well not on the market, but
certainly newly out and in her first relationship with a woman and we
all know how fraught that can be): Jennifer Knapp .
Knapp, a Christian singer and women who looks pretty darn gay, has come
back from her musical hiatus to announce that she is a lesbian . Check out 0ne of her hit numbers
and tell me that girl hasn’t been in denial forever.
Jennifer Knapp – Undo Me
DWB | MySpace Video
Finally, a poll was released today
indicating that tea party members are older, whiter and, get this,
richer, than the general population. Finally, politics makes a little
sense. I never understood why poor people or those using social services
supported a smaller, more conservative government. But Tea
Partiers are white, male and rich and so face no discrimination, need no
government support and so are bitter about paying taxes.
At last, things make sense.
Have a great day!
LET'S
NOT FORGET THE FAMILY VALUES THAT GAY MARRIAGES WILL EFFECT--LARRY KING
NOW GETTING HIS 8TH DIVORCE--LIZ IS STILL ONE AHEAD OF HIM AND SHE HAS
FOUND HER NEXT!
The
thought of making love to Larry King is enough to make your hair stand
up
Friday, April 16th 2010, 2:18 AM
Miller/Reuters
Larry
King and his seventh wife Shawn Southwick both filed for divorce on
April 14, 2010, to end their 13-year marriage.
Larry
King sex symbol?
Puhleeze. The guy's 76 years old, has orange
fly-away hair, often seems a bit loopy and looks dorky in those
glasses.
Then again he's worth gazillions, so it's no surprise
that he's been married eight times and is one of the few men in the
universe to have more divorces than ex-wives.
He accomplished that
by marrying - and divorcing - the same woman twice.
You gotta
wonder how he does it.
But come on girls, sleep with Larry King?
Not
for a million bucks, the amount he supposedly gave Shannon Engemann , the sister of Mrs. King No. 8, Shawn Southwick . Southwick says her sister had an affair
with Larry. Shannon denies it.
Not for $14
million, King's reported annual salary.
Nope, not even for $144
million, his net worth, including that 18-room mansion in Beverly Hills .
Someone
will, now that he's about to spring from his eighth marriage and become
single again, free to traipse around L.A. with Viagra in his pockets looking for the next blond with huge implants.
They're
like a tribe, and anthropologists have noted their customs of having
sex with very old chieftains, just for the money.
Or perhaps it
was love for Southwick, who wed the CNN talk-show host in the
romantic setting of his hospital room, just before a cardiac procedure
in 1997.
C'mon. The guy already looked like a lizard back when he
started his show in 1985. J. Howard Marshall , Anna Nicole Smith 's octogenarian husband, was
hunkier.
Perhaps these ladies are really, really turned on by red
suspenders [snap!]. The New York Times ' Jacques Steinberg reported in 2007 that he
saw King sitting in his office shirtless, wearing just the suspenders.
Shudder!
Steinberg
should have gotten a Pulitzer, or at least hazard pay. If Shannon
Engemann did have sex with King after taking a million dollars and a
car, she's already got hers.
Not everything's looking up for old
Larry, though. His ratings are down to about 776,000, and small wonder,
with Anderson Cooper running around in a tight
black T-shirt rescuing children in Haiti .
King's
performances, legendary for their lack of preparation, have become
increasingly addled.
In January, he asked Sharon
Tate 's sister Debra, after she spoke to her former brother-in-law Roman Polanski , "How can you have a civil conversation
with someone who so brutally murdered your sister?"
Really? You
mean Charles Manson has been doing all that time
for nothing?
And the other other night, he asked Chelsea Handler if she was "good in bed." Maybe he was
already casting around for wife No. 9.
You wonder why King doesn't
bow out gracefully, as Barbara Walters is doing. He's interviewed almost everybody
already, and is credited with opening radio to listener call-ins.
Then
you realize King has a whole bunch of alimonies to pay, with a big one
coming, since he apparently didn't make Southwick sign a pre-nup!
See
what I mean about that addled thing?
Who knows, maybe at this
point in his life King is simply unable to tell Shawn apart from
Shannon!
You can see why he might be attracted to the younger
model, who favors practical ranch gear like suede bustiers, cowboy
boots, and no pants.
And if Shannon is attracted to King, it might
also involve leather: his wallet.
Hmmm. Maybe that's how he does
it.
jmolloy@nydailynews.com