Wally's Wedding Night

At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a
lovely

25 year old. Since her new husband is so old,

Anne
decides that after their wedding she and

Wally should have separate
bedrooms, because

she is concerned that her new but aged husband


may overexert himself if they spend the entire night
together.


After the wedding festivities Anne prepares herself


for bed and the expected 'knock' on the door. Sure

enough the
knock comes, the door opens and there

is Wally, her 85 year old groom,
ready for action.

They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave


of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few
minutes, Anne hears another knock on her

bedroom door, and it's Wally.
Again he is ready for more 'action.'

Somewhat surprised, Ann e consents
for more

coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally

kisses his
bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep
again, but, ahaa - you

guessed it..... Wally is back again, rapping on
the door,

and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more
'action.'

And, once again they enjoy each other.

But as Wally
gets set to leave again, his young

bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly
impressed

that at your age you can perform so well and so

often.
I have been with guys less than a third of

your age who were only good
once. You are truly

a great lover, Wally.'


Wally, somewhat
embarrassed, turns to Anne

and says: ...... 'You mean I was here
already?'


The moral of the story:

Don't be afraid of getting old.


Senior moments have
advantages.