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Life & Events > Did You Know? Why Didn't You Tell Us?
 

Did You Know? Why Didn't You Tell Us?

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(NONE OF THESE ARE ORIGINAL WITH ME--HEY IT'S A SATURDAY AND I HAVE OTHER THINGS TO DO--JUST DON'T ASK ME WHAT!)

 


Americans consume over 3.1 billion pounds of chocolate each year or 11.7 pounds per person! (and I eat more than my share!!!!)

U.S. farm-raised catfish is ranked the fifth most popular fish consumed in the
nation. (Mmmmm--haven't beent o Catfish Dewey's in a long time!)

An eggshell may have as many as 17,000 tiny pores over its surface. (No, that's NOT what I am doing on Staurday night!)

Fresh apples float because 25% of their volume is air. (I knew a few people with hot air but they aren't floating!)

Figs have the highest dietary fiber content of any common dried or fresh fruit.

And now....

Where there is room in the heart, there is always room in the house.

Work is work only when you'd rather be doing something else! (That's why I am retired!)

A good way to start each day is with your face and your eggs sunny-side up (later in the morning!)

Misery loves company, but happiness throws more parties!!

Biscuits and sermons are improved by shortening.

Happiness is like honey - you can pass it around but some of it will stick to
you. (Especially around the stomache!)

Friends are the chocolate chips in the cookie of life.

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.

Life is like a buffet line - No waiters so you have to help yourself but it is better to be waited on.

When it comes to food for thought, many people are on a hunger strike. (Not me!)

If the world seems cold to you, kindle fires to warm it.

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?


posted on June 1, 2013 5:02 PM ()

Comments:

Very cheery thoughts there. We're planting the vegetable starts outside today.
comment by troutbend on June 2, 2013 7:55 AM ()
I'm still waiting for A turnip or A beet!!!!
reply by greatmartin on June 2, 2013 9:46 AM ()
•If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
•The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
•A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes
comment by kevinshere on June 2, 2013 12:46 AM ()
"•Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure"
reply by greatmartin on June 2, 2013 9:47 AM ()
•Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (So why does a damn PIG have the half hour orgasm!?!?)
reply by kevinshere on June 2, 2013 1:05 AM ()

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