Ugandan activist murdered
- Rev. Haggard? Please STFU. Motor mouth Rev. Ted Haggard opens
the pie hole again. Here’s the story he’s pimping about his fall: he’s
bisexual, never had “sex sex” with escort Mike Jones, used meth only for
masturbation (whatever), and never came clean about all this because he
didn’t want to be known “as the masturbation guy.” It’s obvious the
only way this guy will ever be quiet is to make him the pig bottom of a
gang bang. Chi Chi? I think we’ve found your new Joey Stefano!

- Benefit for the Actors Fund. The Broadway company of Driving Miss Daisy is adding a performance to benefit the Actors Fund.
All proceeds from the February 7 show will go to the non-profit that
serves professionals in film, theatre, television, music, opera, radio
and dance. James Earl Jones, Vanessa Redgrave and Boyd Gaines star in
the play, whose run has been extended to early April.

Driving Miss Daisy
- Elton John, David Furnish, and child scare a few in Arkansas. As most of you know, Sir Elton John and David Furnish are the proud parents of Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John. The trio were on the cover of Us Weekly;
the manager of a Harps grocery store in Mountain Home, Arkansas
received a few complaints about the “racy photo.” A family shield was
put on the cover. Jennifer Huddleston thought this was loony-tunes, took
a photo, put it on Twitter,
and the story went viral. The suits at Harps had to release a
statement: “When we began receiving complaints at our corporate office,
we reviewed the magazine in question, removed the shield and are
selling the magazine in all our locations today without any shield,”
said Kim Eskew, president of Harps Food Stores, Inc. A raise of the
coffee mug to you, Ms. Huddleston.

- Uganda activist murdered. David Kato,
a Ugandan gay activist, was found beaten in his home, his head struck
by a hammer. Kato’s face appeared, with others, in that wretched local
rag Rolling Stone.
Over their pictures was the phrase “hang them.” The police are thinking
robbery, but the killed man’s friends are looking elsewhere. “David’s
death is a result of the hatred planted in Uganda by U.S. Evangelicals
in 2009,” said Val Kalende, the chairperson of one of Uganda’s gay
rights groups, in a statement. “The Ugandan government and the
so-called U.S. evangelicals must take responsibility for David’s
blood!” As of now there are no suspects but we all know that American
evangelicals, who made Uganda their testing ground, will act as if their hands are clean.

- Freedom marching. First Tunisia. Now Egypt. Stirrings in Yemen. Any ideas about the protesting? It seems as if the land is shifting, but no one knows what the final results will be.
