Don't get excited--I don't expect to--some one here has to pick on you and keep you in line!!!



Okay, I know we can all die at any minute but I am going to a hospital to be operated on and we know that raises the odds tremendously!! :O)

All I can think of is what if I die without having had a piece of carrot cake? Everyone is entitled to a last meal and if I am going to go I want to sit down BEFORE the 19th and have a scotch on the rocks (haven't had a drink in 27 years--one would probably kill or at least get me smashed so I wouldn't enjoy the meal) followed by escargot in the shell in garlic, a made by the table side Caesar salad, a king size, bone in, cut of prime ribs, Yorkshire pudding, baked potato and every dessert on the menu!!! But then I want an antipasto, salad with dry crumbled blue cheese on top, linguine with white clam sauce, salti-em-boca, a glass of La Chrima Christi, garlic roles and zuppi en glasia, expresso with a glass of fiora di alpi.

I really should go out and buy that new tower so I could use it for the next 2 weeks and 5 days.

I am suppose to get my 'stimulus' check on May 9th--if I am going to die 10 days after that I better spend getting my birds first class everything (not that they don't have it now but you can always better it all) and getting that flat, hang on the wall TV--oh I am sure my heirs would rather get the money but, too bad!!!! :O)

Wait a minute!! What if I don't die or have a stroke (when I am put under) or they don't leave a surgical tool in my body??? I'll just wind up FAT AND BROKER than I have been!!

I am going to have to rethink the next 18 days!!!