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Mental Health Day





The Love Story of Ralph And Edna

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'

Happy Mental Health Day!

posted on Apr 14, 2008 10:24 AM ()

Comments:

Lol! that rocks!
comment by mmmhollywould on Apr 15, 2008 10:19 AM ()
Oh do I know that feeling
comment by grumpy on Apr 15, 2008 9:57 AM ()
Fredo... What can I say?
comment by sunlight on Apr 14, 2008 10:42 PM ()
cool
comment by mustakim on Apr 14, 2008 10:14 PM ()
comment by nittineedles on Apr 14, 2008 8:23 PM ()
All but one of my multiple personalities didn't like the joke..but thats okay he has no sense of humor
comment by redwolftimes on Apr 14, 2008 5:43 PM ()
Geez...
comment by looserobes on Apr 14, 2008 3:05 PM ()
good one.... that's a groaner and I do like groaners.
comment by ancient1 on Apr 14, 2008 2:02 PM ()
You are bad!!!!
comment by greatmartin on Apr 14, 2008 1:09 PM ()
comment by mellowdee on Apr 14, 2008 12:47 PM ()
comment by teacherwoman on Apr 14, 2008 12:46 PM ()
thats great!
comment by elkhound on Apr 14, 2008 12:42 PM ()
Awww! I love it! That is too funny!
AJ
comment by lunarhunk on Apr 14, 2008 11:13 AM ()

That was a GREAT one!!!
comment by kristilyn3 on Apr 14, 2008 11:06 AM ()

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