Alfredo Rossi

Profile

Username:: fredo
Name:: Alfredo Rossi
Location:: Epsom, NH
Birthday:: 05/01
Status:: Not Interested
Job / Career:: Skilled Labor - Trades

Stats

Post Reads:: 374,117
Posts:: 2383
Photos:: 12
Last Online:: > 30 days ago

View All 2383 »

My Friends

11 days ago

> 30 days ago

> 30 days ago

> 30 days ago

> 30 days ago

> 30 days ago

> 30 days ago

> 30 days ago

Feeds: RSS | XML

Alfredo Thoughts

Life & Events > Da End is Near.

Da End is Near.

Reverend Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. One day they were seen pounding a sign into the ground, that said:

DA END ISS NEAR! TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW BAFOR IT'S TOO LATE!

As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, "Leave me alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!"

From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. Rev. Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say, Bridge Out?"

=

posted on July 7, 2010 8:52 AM ()

Comments:

Idiots usually ignore warning signs anyway.

comment by solitaire on July 10, 2010 6:31 AM ()

Guess that you are right there Randy.

reply by fredo on July 10, 2010 2:07 PM ()

Love it!

comment by elderjane on July 8, 2010 6:41 AM ()

It was fun.Wasn't it

reply by fredo on July 8, 2010 7:53 AM ()

good one, fredo.

reguards
yer splitting sides pal
bugg

comment by honeybugg on July 8, 2010 1:43 AM ()

Hey!thanks for stopping by.

reply by fredo on July 8, 2010 7:54 AM ()

Do you save these gems for Wednesdays!

comment by dragonflyby on July 7, 2010 6:48 PM ()

well I try to.Figured that this is the best day to have humor day after all it is hump day so why not.Hope that I get more of these.

reply by fredo on July 10, 2010 2:09 PM ()

And I was expecting something about the heat that should end by Saturday!

comment by jjoohhnn on July 7, 2010 2:01 PM ()

right and something like that.Hope that the heat will end by Friday or Saturday.

reply by fredo on July 7, 2010 2:40 PM ()

Fun joke.

comment by troutbend on July 7, 2010 11:23 AM ()

Fun that it was.Thanks for stopping by.

reply by fredo on July 7, 2010 2:41 PM ()

comment by kristilyn3 on July 7, 2010 11:06 AM ()

How are the newly wed?

reply by fredo on July 7, 2010 2:41 PM ()

comment by jondude on July 7, 2010 11:00 AM ()

Thanks.

reply by fredo on July 7, 2010 2:42 PM ()

Comment on this article

2,383 articles found [ Previous Article ] [ Next Article ] [ First ] [ Last ]

Alfredo Rossi

Profile

Stats

Recent Posts

My Friends

Subscribe

Alfredo Thoughts

Da End is Near.