You know what day this is.
It humor day.
With the heat wave all around us and now time for us to cool off.
Smile and enjoy reading.






> THE MOPED
>
> An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a
> doctor at a street light.
>
> The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks "What kind of car
> ya got there, sonny ?"
>
> The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
>
> "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
>
> "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the doctor
> proudly.
>
> The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside ?"
>
> "No problem," replies the doctor, so the old man pokes his head in the
> window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says,
> "That's a pretty nice car, all right.... but I'll stick with my Moped !"
>
> Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man
> just what his car can do.
>
> He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph.
>
> Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting
> closer!
>
> He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH !
>
> Something whips by him going much faster !
>
> "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari ?" the doctor asks
> himself.
>
> He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.
>
> Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!
>
> Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and
> passes the Moped at 275 mph. He was feeling pretty good until he looked in
> his mirror and saw the old man gaining on him AGAIN !
>
> Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes
> the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.
>
> Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again!
>
> The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing more he can do!
>
> Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear
> end.
>
> The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still alive.
>
> He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, "I'm a doctor.... Is there
> anything I can do for you ?"
>
> The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror."