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Username:: elderjane
Name:: Jeri
Location:: Oklahoma City, OK
Birthday:: 03/27
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Entertainment > Humor > I Shouldn't Laugh But ... .

I Shouldn't Laugh But ... .

I just got a proposal from someone who I have never heard
of who has been studying my facebook profile. He is a
widower and must surely have been drunk at the time
that he wrote it.

Does this happen often? It shows a reckless disregard
for reality.

posted on June 5, 2015 2:27 PM ()

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It's simply because you rock.

comment by kristilyn3 on June 9, 2015 5:54 AM ()

Thanks, babe!

reply by elderjane on June 11, 2015 12:03 PM ()

The farmer where I buy my 'maters and peppers recommended spreading lime. I remember doing that as a kid in Queens. I also need fertilizer but I forgot to look for it in walmart the other day. I finished weeding and the squash and beans have sprouted. I'll be doing a video soon. Tomorrow if it doesn't rain.

comment by jjoohhnn on June 7, 2015 1:24 PM ()

I also get the Russians that Jon gets along with Indians who see "Delhi" and make a false assumption. Friend requests are usually from you women who think I'm the musician with a very similar name. Unfortunately, he doesn't know how to spell the name.

comment by jjoohhnn on June 6, 2015 7:32 PM ()

I am naive..this is the first for me. How does your garden grow? My son
has been using bone meal as a ferilizer and it his plants are gorgeous.

reply by elderjane on June 7, 2015 8:39 AM ()

I get them all the time from Russian ladies who dress like hookers. LOL

comment by jondude on June 6, 2015 6:52 AM ()

Could citizenship be a priority?

reply by elderjane on June 6, 2015 2:49 PM ()

There are sad souls out there who think they should try. I'm waiting for my fans to surface ... waiting ... waiting ...

comment by tealstar on June 6, 2015 5:31 AM ()

Some enchanted evening is not an option for us, I am afraid.

reply by elderjane on June 6, 2015 2:51 PM ()

I politely declined and wished him luck on the dating scene.

comment by elderjane on June 5, 2015 7:48 PM ()

So, what did you tell him?

comment by nittineedles on June 5, 2015 3:26 PM ()

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