Profile
Photos
Comments
Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin found an interesting new attack on Democrats Thursday night, telling an audience in San Jose, Calif. that leaders of the party "act like they're permanent residents of a unicorn ranch in fantasyland."
Really. That woman gives me a pain. SHE has no idea -- (me, here, shaking in fury)
that Unicorns do not live on ranches!
They live free in the forest, and emerge only one-by-one during alternate leap years. But then she's never dealt with the wonderful, or the awesome, or ideas that are the spawn of both. Civil rights, for instance, or compassion, or humility, or equality.
Palin continued:"They act like they're permanent residents of a unicorn ranch in fantasyland if they really think they're gonna be able to turn it around with the liberal policies they have to continue, and you know, it's pixie dust."
That reminds me, I've got to go visit the Keebler elves and buy a week's supply of dust. It helps me save on gasoline, and anyone knows we need to save fuel if we are going to expend so much of it powering a goddamn helicopter in order to shoot wolves from the air.
